کباب‌نامه

The Kebabnameh

The Book of the Bill

Table Ferdowsi · 14 November · 6:45 PM

The tribute owed

    The tale of one dinner, in verse after the manner of the Book of Kings. The numbers below are exact.

    The Centrepiece

    The Serving of the Feast

    Watch the dinner served again, dish by dish, while the scribe writes the poem into the folio.

    A Persian miniature painting of a royal feast in a garden: a king and courtiers seated on carpets around a fire, with attendants carrying dishes.

    Setting: “The Feast of Sada”, folio 22v from the Shahnama of Shah Tahmasp, Iran, c. 1525. The Metropolitan Museum of Art, public domain. The dishes are our own additions.

    Chapter the First

    The Gathering at Table Ferdowsi

    When evening fell, the fourteenth of November,four houses met for a feast they would remember. The table bore the poet’s name, Ferdowsi;so let the bill be sung, and sung precisely.

    A humble homage to the شاهنامه, the Book of Kings, from four families who love it and who also, on this occasion, ate a great deal of kebab.

    Chapter the Second

    The Deeds of the Four Houses

    Each house is remembered by its feats. Here they are, exactly as ordered.

    Chapter the Third

    Of Doogh Shared and Tea Poured

    Two jugs of doogh went round, and none kept score:one river, split in equal parts by four. Then tea was poured, five shares, as ledgers show:two, one and two; and one house let it go.

    Detail of a Persian miniature: courtiers and musicians seated in a garden courtyard among long-necked flasks and trays of fruit.
    Detail of “Prince in a Garden Courtyard”, Iran, 1525–30. The Metropolitan Museum of Art, public domain.

    The doogh

    The tea

    Chapter the Fourth

    The Tribute Owed

    No sword was drawn; no champion fled the hall.The feast is done. The tribute falls on all.

    The division of the realm

    Each house’s share of the whole bill.

    Share of the total bill per family THE WHOLE FEAST

      Tap a slice of the realm for its particulars.

      What each tribute is made of

      Every house’s total, piece by piece, on one scale.

        Tap any band for its amount.

        Chapter the Fifth

        The Royal Accountant’s Ledger

        Here ends the verse. The accountant speaks in prose;he does not rhyme, but every cent he knows.

        The rules, as agreed at the table