کباب‌نامه

The Kebabnameh

The Book of the Bill

Table Ferdowsi · 14 November · 6:45 PM

The tribute owed

    Chapter the First

    The Gathering at Table Ferdowsi

    When evening fell, the fourteenth of November,four houses met for a feast they would remember. The table bore the poet’s name, Ferdowsi;so let the bill be sung, and sung precisely.

    A humble homage to the شاهنامه, the Book of Kings, from four families who love it and who also, on this occasion, ate a great deal of kebab.

    Chapter the Second

    The Deeds of the Four Houses

    Each house is remembered by its feats. Here they are, exactly as ordered.

    Chapter the Third

    The Riddle of the Third Yogurt

    Three yogurts came. Two heroes spoke their claim.The third was served, and yet it bears no name.

    Who shall answer for the third yogurt?

    Chapter the Fourth

    The Tribute Owed

    No sword was drawn; no champion fled the hall.The feast is done. The tribute falls on all.

    The division of the realm

    Each house’s share of the whole bill.

    Share of the total bill per family THE WHOLE FEAST

      Tap a slice of the realm for its particulars.

      What each tribute is made of

      Every house’s total, piece by piece, on one scale.

        Tap any band for its amount. The red one is the yogurt.

        Chapter the Fifth

        The Royal Accountant’s Ledger

        Here ends the verse. The accountant speaks in prose;he does not rhyme, but every cent he knows.

        The rules, as agreed at the table